It's now a well established fact that Twiglet likes Amy Winehouse. I will admit that there is something rather wrong about your almost 4 year old sing 'I don't want to go to rehab, No No No.' But hey it's a catchy tune and the morals here are a tad loose. (I will not reveal her fathers past here in this blog).
Anyhow. Friend of mine has just bought her a large consignment of dolls. One of the first of these was called Amy Winehouse (due to excessive mop of black hair). Today she received anther one. A rock chick no less. Also now called Amy Winehouse. All way home in the car did Amy Winehouse sing (tunelessly). Amy Winehouse also joined us for the bedtime story.
Amy Winehouse did not stop talking during bedtime story.
Conversation went a bit like this.
'Twiglet, Amy Winehouse talks even more than you. Will you ask her to be quiet or she's going in the other room while I read the story.'
'Sorry, she can't help it.'
More weird prattling from 'Amy'.
'Amy Winehouse will you stop talking'
Twiglet to doll, 'Amy Winehouse stop talking or you'll get into trouble'
Twiglet turns to me, 'Sorry Mum, she can't help it. Amy Winehouse is just a bit bad'
The almost 4 year old knows too much. Official.
4 comments:
Oh No No No!
How hilarious, but I can't believe you allowed the atrocity that are BRATS through your door! Aaaack!
Yes, the BRATZ dolls are horrifying. I'm you, they are trouble. You know they're no damn good.
Uh, I mean: I'm *telling* you, etc. sheesh.
They were a gift - what can you do!
Never look a gift Bratz in the mouth. (Or something).
Are they worse than Disney (discuss, 2000 words)
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