Teeth

On the way to Nursery the other day Twiglet flips down the mirror on the car and starts to examine her teeth very carefully. Then....

'Mum'
'Aha.....'
'My teeth are all still there, they're not even wobbly'
'Well you're too young for your baby teeth to fall out yet'

At this point I'm thinking innocently to myself, 'how sweet, this whole teeth obsession thing must be because of that story we read last night about the tooth fairy'.

'Well Mum, Leanne (my teacher) said that if I kissed my boyfriend then my teeth would fall out and mine aren't even wobbly'

'Twiglet, who have you been kissing?????'

Silence.

We're going to the dentist. I'm gonna pay him to lie.